How do you know you're spending too much time with your computer:

• You wake up at seven, save your life and continue sleeping thinking you'll wake up at ten and then continue from the saved state.

• When you press a wrong button in the lift you try to find the

  Undo button and when you can't find it you are amazed about the poor user interface.

• When writing a letter you write \n in the end of each line.

• You've cut yourself while writing a program and before finding the first aid kit you first start the compilation.

• You try to reboot yourself in the morning.

• When reading a book you hit the SPACE key to turn page.

• When you close a window your fingers automatically go to ALT-F4 position.

• You write your cheques in hex.

• When talking about round numbers you mean 0, 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, ...

• When the alarm clock goes off in the morning you do kill -9

• You try to move a window to the background and you eventually notice it's actually a Post-It sticker.

• The last thought when falling asleep is "Shutdown completed".

• When having a mental breakdown you complain that your storage unit is fragmented.

• In train you watch the landscape scrolling by.